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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
hack
a magpie
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Selby
Cleator Moor
Telscombe
Shaftesbury
Chatteris
Strood
Appleby-in-Westmorland
Winsford
Poynton-with-Worth
Wickham
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