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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a pigeon
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hospital
a golf club
a playground
an Ikea
a corner shop
a library
a nature reserve
a cinema
a supermarket
a field
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.