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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a pigeon
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a station
a zoo
a cinema
a playground
a field
a supermarket
a hospital
a restaurant
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.