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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a pigeon
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a station
a corner shop
a coffee shop
a supermarket
a park
a restaurant
a hospital
a nature reserve
a golf club
a service station
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.