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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a pigeon
in
a restaurant
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
St Helens
Willenhall
Settle
Boroughbridge
Uxbridge
Wimbledon
Cinderford
Hayle
Penzance
Bulwell
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