Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
son
tried to
grab
a magpie
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a restaurant
a zoo
a corner shop
a supermarket
a cinema
an Ikea
a school
a coffee shop
a golf club
a taxi rank
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.