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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
grab
a magpie
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Stonehouse
Keynsham
West Tilbury
Corby
Crowland
Ivybridge
Downham Market
Kingsteignton
South Molton
Ashington
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