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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stamp on
a pigeon
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a school
a supermarket
a taxi rank
a cinema
a service station
a hospital
a corner shop
a restaurant
a nature reserve
an Ikea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.