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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stamp on
a pigeon
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Southall
Redhill
Soham
Tenbury Wells
Wirksworth
Quedgeley
Barking
Aldeburgh
Middlewich
Barrow-in-Furness
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