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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷
parrot 🦜
poodle 🐩
puppy 🐶
canary 🦜
dog 🐕
pug 🐶
parakeet 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
mouse 🐁
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