Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Dorothy saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈

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