Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Dorothy saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

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goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹

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