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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Dorothy saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

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poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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