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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
parakeet 🦜
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Sparky
Yoda
Squishy
Pepper
Minnie
Tilly
Smeagol
Murphy
Toby
Daenerys
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