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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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