Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.