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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍

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