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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁

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