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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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