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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁

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