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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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