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Pet squish

My grandfather dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜

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