Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
grandfather
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
kitten 🐱
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Luke Skywalker
Voldemort
Picard
Bob
Snort
Darth Vader
Molly
Rosie
Roxy
Millie
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.