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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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