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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹

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