Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.