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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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