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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍

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