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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜

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