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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶

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