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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱

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