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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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