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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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