Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
tarantula 🕷
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Rex
Pepper
Darth Vader
Sparky
...Snuffles
Picard
Sugar
Rosie
...Cuddles
Dixie
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.