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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a sofa on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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