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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a sofa on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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