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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
a sofa
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
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Princess
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Luke Skywalker
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Ginger
Murphy
Minnie
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