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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜

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