Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.