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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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