Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped an anvil on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶

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