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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped an anvil on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 canary 🦜

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