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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜

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