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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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...Cuddles
Snort
Daenerys
Sugar
Pebbles
Simpkins
Missy
...Stink
Hufflepuff
Zeus
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