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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a small child on their pet …

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pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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