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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩

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