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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍

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