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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
dropped
a small child
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Spock
Kirk
Peanut
Rocky
Lola
Twilight Sparkle
Thor
Smeagol
Poppy
...Snuffles
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