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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒

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