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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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