Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.