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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶

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