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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sylvia dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒

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