Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Roxy
Zeus
...Wibble
Jelly
Weasley
Rex
...Stink
Stella
Pebbles
Smeagol
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.