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Pet squish

My step-auntie Sybil dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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