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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Sybil
dropped
a small child
on their pet
pug 🐶
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Bilbo
Alfie
Rex
Spock
...Snuffles
Smeagol
Teddy
Worf
Charlie
Luke Skywalker
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