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Pet squish

My step-auntie Jemima dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 snake 🐍

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