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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Jemima
dropped
a refrigerator
on their pet
gerbil 🐹
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
Pennywise
...Snuffles
Hufflepuff
Bilbo
Bella
Tinkerbell
Loki
Peanut
Spock
Murphy
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