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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕

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