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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Hortense
dropped
a photocopier
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Princess
Jelly
Hufflepuff
Geoffrey
Luna
Gus
Kirk
Peanut
Jenkins
Luke Skywalker
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