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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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