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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶

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