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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped an anvil on their pet …

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canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕

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