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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Delilah
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Rocky
Millie
Luke Skywalker
Tinkerbell
Minnie
Spock
Pennywise
Frodo
Twilight Sparkle
...Stink
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