Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜

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