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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped an anvil on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠

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