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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕

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