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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Adele
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
kitten 🐱
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Charlie
Luke Skywalker
Squishy
Spock
Daenerys
Maya
Darth Vader
Peanut
Voldemort
Hufflepuff
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