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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩

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