Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
aunt
Dorothy
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Widget
Hermoine
Poppy
Toby
Zeus
Hufflepuff
Gizmo
Gus
Daisy
Dexter
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.