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Pet squish
My
aunt
Doris
dropped
a small child
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
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puppy 🐶
hamster 🐹
mouse 🐁
cat 🐈
parakeet 🦜
canary 🦜
kitten 🐱
guinea pig 🇬🇳
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