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Pet squish
My
aunt
Doris
dropped
a small child
on their pet
canary 🦜
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Luke Skywalker
Weasley
Pennywise
Molly
Rosie
...Cuddles
Hufflepuff
...Snuffles
Darth Vader
...Stink
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