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Pet squish
My
aunt
Doris
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
mouse 🐁
dog 🐕
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parakeet 🦜
rabbit 🐰
hamster 🐹
parrot 🦜
labrador 🐕
pug 🐶
kitten 🐱
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