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My aunt Doris dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴
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