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Pet squish
My
aunt
Doris
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
dog 🐕
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Minnie
Bilbo
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Poppy
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Gus
Pebbles
Tilly
Buddy
Stella
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