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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶

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