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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩

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