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Pet squish
My
aunt
Wilhelmina
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Squishy
Weasley
Luke Skywalker
Maggie
Simba
Thor
Hufflepuff
Widget
Darth Vader
Geoffrey
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