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Pet squish

My aunt Thelma dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

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