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Pet squish
My
aunt
Thelma
dropped
a photocopier
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Cuddles
Izzy
Voldemort
Rufus
Squishy
Jelly
Princess
...Wibble
Simba
Bilbo
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