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Pet squish

My aunt Jemima dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁

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