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Pet squish
My
aunt
Jemima
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Smeagol
Minnie
Princess
Spock
Kirk
Missy
Squishy
...Wibble
Picard
Gizmo
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