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Pet squish
My
aunt
Imogen
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
monkey 🐒
snake 🐍
labrador 🐕
pony 🐴
canary 🦜
hamster 🐹
cat 🐈
guinea pig 🇬🇳
dog 🐕
gerbil 🐹
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Dan
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