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Pet squish
My
aunt
Imogen
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
cat 🐈
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Rex
Murphy
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Missy
Hufflepuff
Maggie
Princess
Misty
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