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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷

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