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Pet squish

My aunt Hortense dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩

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