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Pet squish
My
aunt
Hortense
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Ginger
Sparky
...Cuddles
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Stella
Twilight Sparkle
Pennywise
...Sparkles
Luke Skywalker
Coco
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