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Pet squish

My aunt Betsy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷

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