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Pet squish

My aunt Betsy dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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