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Pet squish
My
aunt
Betsy
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Alfie
Rex
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Piper
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Loki
Murphy
...Cuddles
...Wibble
Pepper
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